I got probed by an alien

they gave me super powers.... now im like spiderman

Aliens exist

you cant prove us wrong

one day i was walking down the alley when a flash of light came...
when i woke up i was on an space ship i was cut open and they were testing me...

then the light flashed again and i passed out

when i woke up i felt like a new person.....

i had webs and i could fly and i could run really fast...
i was like ALL the super heroes combined....


i can give you the powers too....

just say

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this is an example of argumentum ad igornantiam

It shows that just because they cant prove you right doesnt mean that your not wrong.